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WZMB Under Siege by Ninja Zombies?!

Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here! I know I’m supposed to lay down some smooth jazz on you right now, but I can’t stop screaming! WZMB is under siege by ninja zombies! I kid you not! As sure as there are zombies, there are ninja zombies, and as sure as there are ninja zombies, there are a whole squad of ninja zombies right outside my sound proof door. I know, I know, I’ve said this before when I wanted to get on New York 1, but this time I mean it! Zombies with veils and sais doing triple somersaults over the bodies of the dead WZMB security team. I suppose we’ll have to pay for those funerals. But at least we’ll have to pay for mine. Still don’t believe me? Click the video below and see for yourself!

It all started out so beautifully! I had uncovered rumors and innuendo regarding Trocador and the new Bar Code Zombies, and to verify, I bravely sent Melissa into harm’s way to get the substantiating documents. (I sent Craig the intern in, too, but that wasn’t bravery, that was common sense.) And I had those rotten bastards that sponsor the show right where I wanted them. But now, in a horrific turn of events, the zombie ninjas have me just where they want me– cowering in my studio, hoping like hell that those sais can either pick locks or gut jazz DJs, but they can’t do both. I can’t look. And if you can’t look either, jazz fans, here’s an all-radio version of the horrific gore!

I wonder what Miles Davis felt in his last few moments before the zombies got him. Oh, you’re telling me the zombies didn’t get him? That he just looks that way?! I guess you’re just trying to cheer me up, fans, but there’s no point. Even if I survive, who’s going to clean up the mess out there? I really wish J-Bo were here right now. She could always make me laugh. Plus, she kills zombies. And good with a mop, let’s not forget that…

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Tame Zombies! Ninja Zombies! WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 48! “After the Non-Lovin’…”

Can you tame ninja zombies? Can you ninja-fy tame zombies? Find out in this week’s episode of Zombie Radio Show, with Jazz-meister Jimmy Rudolph! In this week’s fester; Jimmy is certain it’s just stress and doesn’t want to talk about it! Trocador unveils the next generation in Bar Code Zombies; Can we please change the subject?! And J-Bo takes out Riker’s! With featured jazz artist Roy Eldridge! Zombie Radio Show– Radio you can See! Brought to you by Phantom at the Gershwin Theater!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 47

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse. In this week’s episode, non-sequential and untraceable; Jimmy is back in the New York groove! Robin from Harlem is outraged! J-Bo needs cigarettes! Zombies are the new entry-level position! and Melissa is flustered. With featured jazz artist Pat Boone?  Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 46

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse. In this week’s invitation to “the greens”; Jimmy breaks in the new girl; Homecoming for our Vets, only without the home or coming; Craig needs more coffee; and Messages from J-Bo! With non-featured Jazz Artist Joe Henderson. Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 45

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse.  In this week’s episode, made with chunks of real zombie, so you know it’s good; Trocador comes for J-Bo; Craig leads a mindless chant; Jimmy cowers; WZMB gets a new producer; and J-Bo we hardly knew ye! With non-featured Jazz Artist Cole Porter. Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 44

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse.  In this week’s episode, so nice you have to kill it twice; J-Bo tells all! Pus in your Portfolio! Zombies protected by law! And J-Bo denies all!   With featured Jazz Artist Cole Porter. Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 31 (The Lost Episode!)

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse. Now, I’m not the most organized person in New York– my mother says when I was born, I misplaced the placenta. And J-Bo’s not much better– finding a reel of tape in her sound booth is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Actually it’s more like finding a round, reel-y thing in a room full of body parts and involuntarily donated organs. So we lose episodes all the time here at Zombie Radio Show. There was the interview with Betty White, (R.I.P.), the funny bit with Howard Stern (R.I.P.), and of course, the video with underwear model Elle MacPherson. (Actually, we didn’t lose that– it’s under my mattress.)  But this week, Jazz Fans, we’ve found one– a lost episode from last year! Enjoy the walk down memory lane as I try to seek some closure with Carolyn Renquist (R.I.P.), the NYC gay community prepared for the Halloween Parade and what would become New York’s third bloodiest night, and Dr. Wart and her talking zombies– like watching a young Michael Jackson. With featured Jazz Artist Fats Navarro.

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