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WZMB Under Siege by Ninja Zombies?!

Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here! I know I’m supposed to lay down some smooth jazz on you right now, but I can’t stop screaming! WZMB is under siege by ninja zombies! I kid you not! As sure as there are zombies, there are ninja zombies, and as sure as there are ninja zombies, there are a whole squad of ninja zombies right outside my sound proof door. I know, I know, I’ve said this before when I wanted to get on New York 1, but this time I mean it! Zombies with veils and sais doing triple somersaults over the bodies of the dead WZMB security team. I suppose we’ll have to pay for those funerals. But at least we’ll have to pay for mine. Still don’t believe me? Click the video below and see for yourself!

It all started out so beautifully! I had uncovered rumors and innuendo regarding Trocador and the new Bar Code Zombies, and to verify, I bravely sent Melissa into harm’s way to get the substantiating documents. (I sent Craig the intern in, too, but that wasn’t bravery, that was common sense.) And I had those rotten bastards that sponsor the show right where I wanted them. But now, in a horrific turn of events, the zombie ninjas have me just where they want me– cowering in my studio, hoping like hell that those sais can either pick locks or gut jazz DJs, but they can’t do both. I can’t look. And if you can’t look either, jazz fans, here’s an all-radio version of the horrific gore!

I wonder what Miles Davis felt in his last few moments before the zombies got him. Oh, you’re telling me the zombies didn’t get him? That he just looks that way?! I guess you’re just trying to cheer me up, fans, but there’s no point. Even if I survive, who’s going to clean up the mess out there? I really wish J-Bo were here right now. She could always make me laugh. Plus, she kills zombies. And good with a mop, let’s not forget that…

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Jimmy Rudolph’s Funny Bootleg Vegas Video!

Well, I tried, Jazz Fans. I bribed, threatened, cajoled, and even brought my super-magnet into the New School editing bay. I did everything in my power to repress this awful video of me in Vegas! And it still erupted, like an undead B-film star, onto the Tube of You!So I say, if you can’t beat ’em, ball-gag ’em, and weep over their oiled up bodies without being caught on tape, then join ’em. Let me get some of those big fat YouTube bucks!

This is me at the Pollygrind Film Festival in Vegas-town, NV, where we were feted by the famous Chad Clinton Freeman. He invited the WZMB family out to host his ZombiePalooza night last October, and like idiots, we accepted. He was liberal with the tequila, but I make no excuses, my friends. I’m an adult, and I thought the girls were, too. By the way, J-Bo was there as well, and she is one mother of a bad influence. And we want to apologize to the bikers, but really, you should have walked away once you saw her tats. Y’know, I’m babbling, but I get nervous when I think of the assault soon to happen on your eyes. Please forgive me, and don’t flood me with negative comments. It’s all, the whole thing, it’s just so wrong…

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 47

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse. In this week’s episode, non-sequential and untraceable; Jimmy is back in the New York groove! Robin from Harlem is outraged! J-Bo needs cigarettes! Zombies are the new entry-level position! and Melissa is flustered. With featured jazz artist Pat Boone?  Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

Brought to you by Trocador’s Z-Shaw!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 46

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse. In this week’s invitation to “the greens”; Jimmy breaks in the new girl; Homecoming for our Vets, only without the home or coming; Craig needs more coffee; and Messages from J-Bo! With non-featured Jazz Artist Joe Henderson. Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

Brought to you by Trocador’s Bar Code Zombies!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 45

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse.  In this week’s episode, made with chunks of real zombie, so you know it’s good; Trocador comes for J-Bo; Craig leads a mindless chant; Jimmy cowers; WZMB gets a new producer; and J-Bo we hardly knew ye! With non-featured Jazz Artist Cole Porter. Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 44

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Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse.  In this week’s episode, so nice you have to kill it twice; J-Bo tells all! Pus in your Portfolio! Zombies protected by law! And J-Bo denies all!   With featured Jazz Artist Cole Porter. Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 43

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Funny Zombies @ WZMB Zombie Radio Show Ep. 43

Funny Zombies? We got ’em! Heyyy, Jazz Fans! Jimmy Rudolph here. Congratulations! You’ve made it to another Zombie Monday! In addition to celebrating the continuation of your existence, you get to hear another episode of WZMB Zombie Radio Show, where Jimmy broadcasts jazz from the heart of the Zombie Apocalypse.  In this week’s episode, so good we have to say “Crap-tastic!” Chambers-Gate! J-Bo gets her pound of flesh! Bar Code Zombies! and Dr. Wart proves nothing succeeds like abscess. With featured Jazz Artist Paul Desmond. Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show!

Brought to you by Bower’s Brain Blocker!

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